Thursday, May 14, 2015

Have you Hurd... Rainy weather in South Florida is common this time of year...

Your Dining Scout and Shade Tree Chef had the good fortune of taking a work-related trip to Fort Lauderdale, Florida in late April.  I know this is a spring break mecca for many college students and even post college-age adults, but the only time I had ever visited previously was a bus ride from the Port of Miami cruise ship docks to the Fort Lauderdale airport.  Given it's long and rich traditions of large throngs of college co-eds, beer fueled shenanigans, wet t-shirt contests, upside-down margaritas, and other peculiar mating rituals...  There was really only one thing on my mind...  -sinister grin- GOOD FOOD!  Naturally, I booked my trip with an extra day to allow for some rest and relaxation before the work related activities commenced and to allow a few extra restaurant visits.

Thanks to an early direct Southwest Airlines flight that was only partially booked (SHOCKING), we landed in FLL with plenty of time to grab our rental car and head out to the A1A for breakfast on the beach.  Not being terribly familiar with the local restaurant scene, I did my normal level of preparation in advance.  Reviewed several online sources for tips on places to visit and also surveyed friends who frequently spend time there.  I winnowed down the list to limit the number of seafood meals, while not completely eliminating them.  You can't be this close to the water and not try at least a little bit of seafood.  If I did, my wife might decide not to join me on any future business trips.  A recipe for disaster, if you ask me.  She loves the surf and I tilt heavily towards the turf.  I was pleasantly surprised to find a Pittsburgh favorite transplanted to Fort Lauderdale too.  The Primanti Brothers has multiple locations in South Florida.  I guess Steeler country is not just in Pennsylvania anymore.  -big smile-  What better place to grab a bite of breakfast to fortify ourselves for a day of seeing the sights.


As an avid cook, I enjoy sitting where I can see what is going on in the kitchen at a restaurant. Whether it is a run of the mill local diner or a five star bistro where you have to drink with your pinky finger extended to feel like you belong... This location of the Primanti Brothers would fall into the former category and they were doing all sorts of fun stuff that time of the morning.  Short order breakfast, mixing pizza dough for the lunch crowd,  and prepping salad ingredients all in a fairly small kitchen.  I am a fan of breakfast at any time of day, but we were on the verge of lunch time.  To say I was conflicted was an understatement. After a raging debate within my own mind, I settled on the knockwurst sandwich dressed with the usual Primanti flair  - cole slaw, french fries, and tomato.  I also added a fried egg, so it would feel like breakfast.  I resisted the strange urge to wash it down with a cold Iron City beer.  In my estimation, the sun wasn't quit past the yard arm yet.

While we waited (and watched) for our food to hit the grill, I put my recently acquired cell phone to good use.  A friend had recommended spending the day at Vizcaya Museum and Gardens.  Based in his description, it sounded like a great local attraction.  Much to my dismay, I learned that Tuesday is the only day of the week that Vizcaya is closed to the public.  No worries, we could always hang out on the beach as our backup plan.  Just as the thought crossed my mind, torrential rains started to fall.  Upon examining the weather radar on said cell phone, it seemed to be the first of many such storms that would come and go that day.  Texted some friends quickly to line up a backup plan.  Their common response: "when in South Florida on a stormy day, the only thing to do is go shopping."  They recommended Sawgrass Mills, a local shopping district that was both an indoor shopping mall and outdoor outlet mall.  Could turn into a seriously expensive day of vacation, but worth the risk in this particular situation.

Who says you can't have
knockwurst for breakfast?
Our food arrived rather quickly and the staff kept us company as they tended to their other duties and we waited for a break in the weather.  Food was even better here than the location I have visited previously near Pittsburgh.  I am a big fan of the cozy atmosphere.  My wife was not quite so enamored of it.  One caveat if you plan to visit on your next trip.  They only accept cash.  Although there was an ATM on-site, I can't even begin to imagine w the usage fee would be.  Luckily, I had my personal ATM (wife)  with me.  Gotta love a woman that lets you pick the spot and buys your breakfast.  -big smile-






Not much to share on the shopping trip from the retail side.  The unbelievable crowds on a weekday afternoon made me wonder if anyone ever really works in Fort Lauderdale?  I am not used to people stalking the parking lot for a space on a Tuesday afternoon when Christmas is more than seven months away.  I tried to find some cool flip flops for the beach in a store that sells only flip flips.  Though I tried mightily, I was unable to find any in my size.  Apparently, people with size 15-4E feet are not meant to wear cool flip flops on the beach. -frown-  I ameliorated my disappointment with a Haagen Dazs Belgian chocolate milk shake.  In the words of (Uncle) Jesse Katsopolis of Full House fame "HAVE MERCAYYY!"  Probably more than a thousand calories in a cup, but I am pretty sure I will sweat it off in the outdoor sauna of an unseasonably warm South Florida spring day.  As an aside, my first stop was at Ben & Jerry's.  They had some good stuff on the menu there too, but it is never good to visit someplace just before they resupply.  Most items on the menu were unavailable due to inventory shortages.  -big frown-  Will have to save the Chocolate Therapy for another time.  I'll be dreaming about that chocolate pudding swirled chocolate ice cream until then.

Inside these pages is an
incredible array of  pastries.
Do not stop here before
getting your cholesterol
and blood sugar tested.
The last pleasant surprise of the day was a quaint little bakery that was mixed in with the outlet mall shops.  I know you aren't used to me using words like quaint and little when describing food, but the sweet aromas wafting out of this place pulled me in like a tractor beam.  We picked up a sampling of pastries to share with friends who would be putting us up for the night.  Nothing says "thanks for the food and lodging" like a sack of scrumptious French pastries.  We selected some deluxe chocolate croissants (chiocolate filled and chocolate covered), hazelnut cream-filled croissants, and chocolate cream-filled baked beignets.  It may seem like heresy to even suggest a baked beignet, but having tasted one of these...  I can vouch for them.  If you find yourself in Fort Lauderdale at the Sawgrass Mills shopping district, don't leave without a stop at Paul Maison de Qualite' for some fresh baked delights.  It may be busy, but well worth a wait in line.
-mmmmm...  inhale deeeply, eyes closed, remember the beignet-




This is the first of multiple posts from our trip.  Please keep reading for details on our trip to the Yard Bird in North Miami Beach (near Port of Miami cruise ship docks) where a good friend and fellow fried chicken aficionado from Austin, TX joins me on my quest.

Your Dining Scout and Shade Tree Chef,
Michael Hurd, aka Big Mike

www.primantibros.com
 http://www.paul-usa.com/shop/en-US/Shop/PAUL-Sawgrass-Mills-at-The-Colonnades_315



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